I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Randomize
