So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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