I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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