Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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