4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Actions speak louder than pants.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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