i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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