Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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