I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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