Where did you get a picture of my penis
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
