If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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