Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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