Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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