He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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