He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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