where does the pee come out of this thing
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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