I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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