we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
