I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
