so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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