yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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