i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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