32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
