Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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