This girl is more easily done than said...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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