Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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