Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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