I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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