he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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