i love accidental penises.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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