My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
time to smoke my breakfast
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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