Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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