I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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