her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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