I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
