Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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