Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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