Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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