I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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