I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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