i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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