...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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