Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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