do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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