My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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