I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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