We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so let's talk penis.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Randomize
