I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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