I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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