shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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