This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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