Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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