i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Randomize
