we're blogging at a bar
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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