Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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