So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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